January 2012
1 post
December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
2 posts
October 2011
4 posts
[coffee seek]
me: Why are there no clean mugs?
coworker: *points to dishwasher*
me: Oh, are those clean?
coworker: *opens dishwasher* *HUGE CLOUD OF STEAM COMES OUT* *turns around with fogged up glasses* I think so, yes.
me: :D :D :D
3 tags
September 2011
3 posts
4 tags
August 2011
2 posts
1 tag
geography
@plc: @steveberryman is "charing cross" a pub or an area?
@angelicism: @plc @steveberryman It's a train station. Even I know this.
@angelicism: @plc @steveberryman Although I am trying to figure out *why* I know this.
@plc: @angelicism but do you know the capital of Peru?
@angelicism: @plc I don't even know what continent Peru is on.
@plc: @angelicism you had better be joking
@angelicism: @plc ... Is it next to Spain?
@plc: @angelicism that is Portugal, are you serious?
@angelicism: @plc Oh whatever they both start with P and speak similar languages. Close enough.
June 2011
4 posts
May 2011
7 posts
I've got to learn Parseltongue
Caius: guessing easy_install is like `gem` in the py world?
epitron: yeah
keiki_: that seems so wordy
keiki_: can't they at least call it, like, `hiss`?
epitron: keiki_: hahah
epitron: the packages are called eggs!
epitron: .egg files
keiki_: lol adorable
keiki_: then it should be `snatch`
keiki_: or `steal_from_a_bird_nest`
epitron: incubate
keiki_: oh, I was thinking about how they ate eggs
keiki_: not the laying of them
keiki_: oops
epitron: true
keiki_: don't snakes eat eggs?
epitron: snakes are all about eggs on both ends
re. Mardi Gras
Peter: can i fedex you beads and we skype
491. Be optimistic. Always pack a bathing suit.
Emergency bikini!
rulesformyunbornson:
(via @JoeGannon)
10 years, 2 wars, 919,967 deaths, &... →
April 2011
3 posts
March 2011
7 posts
tee.
ReinH: it's hard to have a conversation with someone who just defines words however the fuck they want at any time
keiki_:
clr: ReinH: 'conversation' isn't really what you're having
ReinH: clr: clearly
ReinH: keiki_: not everything is about you, dear
ReinH: *patpats keiki_*
keiki_: lies
clr: what's the word for when you have solipsism, but for someone else?
keiki_: lol
clr: like, I'm pretty sure we are all figures of keiki_'s imagination
bored.
keiki_ tumbleweeds
Peter tumbles
keiki_ tumbls
Robbery and Rape →
hoppypoppy:
Our house was broken into last year. We were on vacation, and found out about it because our friend who stopped by to feed the cats alerted us. The thieves tried all kinds of different ways in till they found one that worked, and eventually made off with a number of things, among them my Mac Powerbook and our large flat-panel plasma TV. It was more an inconvenience than anything...
February 2011
7 posts
John Galliano has now been suspended from Dior...
WHAT. ;_;
meat.
(me): omg
(me): real cocktails
(me): == mixologists
(me): == someone might have to hold me back from jumping a bartender
Mike B: it's like, I may not order anything on that menu, but it speaks to how they conduct their bar
Mike B: ...
Mike B: ><
(me): *ahem*
Mike B: as opposed to [X]?
(me): he'll keep
Mike B: lmao
Mike B: he'll KEEP?
Mike B: wow
(me): :D
Mike B: men are just pieces of meat to you, aren't we?
(me): as opposed to what?
Mike B: erm...
Mike B: people?
(me): o.O
Mike B: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
*snooze*
JoshL: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/snuznluz.shtml
keiki_: haha I just saw that
keiki_: it's pretty awesome
JoshL: I'm not sure who I would donate money to
keiki_: scientologists
keiki_: creationists
keiki_: the pope
keiki_: I've got a laundry list
JoshL: I don't think "The Pope" is a non-profit
viking: keiki_: scientologists...
viking: man i would get the hell out of bed for sure
“You see, rationally speaking, if you were to have someone operate on your brain,...”
– Ian Wexler, Bones, Season 4, Episode 1.
we've run out of internet space.
argv[0]: are we really out of ipv4
argv[0]: thats scarier than egypt
keiki_: apparently?
argv[0]: "i want to buy a domain and set it up on a new server" "SORRY YOU CANT"
January 2011
4 posts
yes
keiki_: there is a yes command?
Caius: `yes`
viking: keiki_: yes will print out something forever
viking: until you kill it
viking: it's useful for piping to
keiki_: that is hilarious
Caius: `yes > /dev/null` is a great way to rinse your CPU
keiki_: o.O
keiki_: "rinse"?
viking: by default, it prints out 'yes'
Caius: need one instance spun up per core though
viking: as you might expect
Caius: keiki_: use up all spare cycles
keiki_: why would you want to do that?
Caius: try using a metal laptop on a winters morning after it's been in a cold car
Caius: and you soon realise why having it generate as much heat as possible is a good thing
viking: hehe
keiki_: ...
keiki_: *headdesk*
wlll: I used the yes > /dev/null trick when my heating was off during the winter while it was being fixed.
keiki_: *headdesk*
wlll: 8 processes running on my iMac and a couple of laptops too
wlll: room was toasty.
wlll: until someone opened the door and I had to start again
skiz: I just plug in a space heater..
skiz: Although I have used cisco firewall hardware as coffee warmers before
wlll: My space-heater is Apple brand
keiki_: >
Justin Long Tween Text Transcript
This is too incredible not to share.
kphooker:
Justin Long was on Jimmy Kimmel on August 17, 2010 where he showed a lengthy text konversashun he had witha tween who texted him by accident thinking that he was a boy from skool. He did not read all of the conversation aloud, so my husband and I went through the video frame by frame whenever Justin scrolled down through the text. I pieced...
December 2010
1 post
this is what you get when you name ruby libraries...
technicalpickles: I'm thinking about god
technicalpickles: the process monitor, that is
technicalpickles: had a case of it segfaulting and having other weird stack traces, and thinking about how to detect that. scout plugin ftw?
njero: maybe
njero: jamesgolick has complained about god in the same ways
njero: it has been working for me... but I find I have to hard terminate it to get it to reload my resque actions
njero: I think that is just setup though
keiki_: try.... prayer? ;)
technicalpickles: ...
technicalpickles: I can't tell if I love that, or hate that
November 2010
3 posts
